Camper Vehicles

Somebody make this concept car

Let’s say you wanted an offroad vehicle which rather than being a car-shaped cowboy hat was actually useful for camping. How would it be configured?

The way people really into camping approach the process is very strange to normal people and does a negative job of marketing it. You drive to the campground in a perfectly good piece of shelter and then pitch a tent. Normal people aren’t there to rough it, they’re there to enjoy nature, and sleeping in one’s car is a much more reasonable approach.

To that end a camper vehicle should have built-in insulation, motorized roll-up window covers, and fold-up rear seats. You drive to the campground, press the button for privacy on the windows, fold up the seats, and bam, you’re all set.

It should have a big electric battery with range extender optimized for charging overnight. The waste heat during the charging process can keep the vehicle warm while you sleep in it.

Roughly 8 inch elevation off the ground and a compliant suspension designed for comfort on poorly maintained roads rather than feeling sporty.

Compact hatchback form with boxy styling. Hatchbacks are already boxy to begin with and a flat front windshield works well with window covers so it’s both functional and matches the aesthetics.

Available modular fridge, induction plate, and water heater. With custom connectors to the car’s battery the electric cooking elements could ironically be vastly better than the ones in your kitchen.

Unfortunately having a built-in shower or toilet is impossible in a compact but the above features might be enough to make it qualify as a camper van which you’re allowed to live in. They’d at least make it practical to inconspicuously live in one’s car and shower at a gym.